The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.