The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Gesicki, that's a flag." Gesicki: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.