The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gesicki is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.