The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.