The Invisible Route Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.