The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
73%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.