The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.