The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.