The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.