The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
86%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.