The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gesicki has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.