The Phantom Flag Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Gesicki on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.