The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
84%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.