The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gesicki gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.