The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Gesicki, that's a flag." Gesicki: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gesicki, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.