The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gesicki's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.