The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gesicki's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.