The Late Scratch Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.