The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Gesicki is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.