The Invisible Route Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Gesicki spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gesicki drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.