The Blocking Assignment Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Gesicki is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gesicki drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.