The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gesicki has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
90%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gesicki's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.