The Hamstring Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Ref: "Number Gesicki, that's a flag." Gesicki: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Gesicki, Gesicki, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.