The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Gesicki, that's a flag." Gesicki: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.