The Invisible Route Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gesicki's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Gesicki scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.