The Hamstring Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Rookie Washington Jr. gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Washington Jr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Washington Jr. rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.