The Garbage-Time Hex of Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. · LV · RB
“Washington Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..
- Washington Jr. is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Washington Jr., drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.