The Chip-and-Release Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.