The Phantom Flag Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kitselman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
87%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kitselman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.