The Hamstring Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kitselman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.