The Chip-and-Release Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kitselman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.