The Blocking Assignment Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kitselman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.