The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kitselman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.