The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kitselman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kitselman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.