The Hamstring Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kitselman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.