The Snap Count Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kitselman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.