The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Kitselman, Kitselman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.