The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Kitselman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.