The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kitselman's stadium. Only over Kitselman.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.