The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Ref: "Number Kitselman, that's a flag." Kitselman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kitselman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.