The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.