The Blocking Assignment Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kitselman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.