The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kitselman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kitselman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.