The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kitselman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.