The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Tennessee's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Kitselman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.