The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Kitselman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.