The Mystery Tweak Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Kitselman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.