The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Kitselman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kitselman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.