The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kitselman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Brock Bowers
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- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Jameson Williams
- Sam LaPorta
- Jared Goff
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.