The Hamstring Hex of Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman · DET · TE
“Kitselman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kitselman's week
- Kitselman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Kitselman gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kitselman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Miles Kitselman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miles Kitselman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miles Kitselman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.